And because this ticket needs to rotate through all devs.

... because fuckit

I don't understand why some people enjoy writing code like this https://t.co/DXH7G7pMjM
— Rick (@rickasaurus) July 30, 2014

The suffixes 'i', 'g' and 'c' do not actually represent a low-order part of the version number, as letters typically represent in software industry version numbering that is, there is no predecessor version of Oracle 10g called Oracle 10f.
furm
...we're working on an app with 3 forms... seriously
If Linux Desktop Environments were knives ( http://t.co/h8TLtJ2Tif ) pic.twitter.com/v7ac0qzeI4
— Skunnyk (@_Skunnyk_) July 30, 2014
John's last project

I toyed with using Heroku but found that it was faster and more reliable to put hundred dollar bills through a paper shredder
— Pinboard (@Pinboard) July 29, 2014
i am having one of those unbalanced drug days


We do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard


the high test is for gram. so he won't ping.
nothing should always pass

if you ever end up typing bundle anything, you're doing it wrong
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