"These two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge" - @James_Kpatrick pic.twitter.com/jQTePeIghN
— Conrad Hackett (@conradhackett) July 13, 2014

VIDEO: According to North Korean media, North Korea advanced past the group stage. http://t.co/NxeclI4rTM pic.twitter.com/vAEYq3X1C4
— theScore (@theScore) July 12, 2014
You can lead a horse to water You can leave your horse behind. Cuz your horse don't dance n if he don't dance then he ain't no horse of mine
— pensive calypso music (@pharmasean) June 14, 2013

I'm at Murphy's bleachers In Chicago !!
— Jennifer Basie (@jenniferbasie) July 11, 2014

Thorsday tonight will be at @edleysbbq East on 908 Main Street around 5:30. #gethammered
— nashdl (@n4shdl) July 10, 2014

There are 8 states where atheists can't technically hold public office http://t.co/njdtLOyTpK pic.twitter.com/na5dBa4ndz
— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) July 9, 2014
“@FootyHumour: Brazil vs Germany heat map. http://t.co/7s356lrrzk” my fav by a mile!!!
— Matt Dawson (@matt9dawson) July 8, 2014
This won't be the first time that thousands of Germans will have to lie low in Brazil for a while for their own safety.
— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) July 8, 2014

