Tomorrow is #throatpunchthursday. Dress accordingly.
— Steve Ross - Remove the Insurrectionists (@vibinc) March 26, 2014
NHL Players Admit They Have No Idea How Line Changes Work | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
amberagard is learning about pipes right now
is it prepostorous?
We will never recognize Tanganyika!
drop the hammer
you gotta probe, you gotta get in there and feel around
A new flag for San Francisco. http://t.co/kHJqAqtTI8 pic.twitter.com/8LxYcYXDEU
— ricky b (@rbranson) March 25, 2014
Do you even coleco vision, bro?
isn't that already a thing? in air?
Awesomium webkit is being used to pull in a web browser as a texture for a 3D object
Train derails at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport, then rides up escalator. 30 hurt. http://t.co/haXAuWRNEj pic.twitter.com/b63f42M72y
— Jim Roberts (@nycjim) March 24, 2014
So we know the universe is expanding, because we've all seen Annie Hall...
Heading to the #DangerZone to see @kennyloggins at @nashvillesymph. #BirthdayTreats http://t.co/C2JC6Fpsdb
— Must be Minta (@mintaburst) March 22, 2014
this is called a circle twerk
i've obviously never heard cwage talk about mister rogers
this could be better
Don't care what you're doing, if you don't make it to @MitchellDeli before close, you fail at today. They have burnt ends. BURNT. ENDS. #yum
— Brandon Valentine (@bvalentine615) March 22, 2014
So many job ads for code ninjas, wizards, and warriors... but none for clerics.
— Evan Goer (@evangoer) March 21, 2014
This is why your entire startup is going to get eaten.

