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Going to Uganda, will resume game when I get back.

I'll do that when he gets here, so no one is totally fucking drunk when it happens
It shines.. It shines like the patriarchy!

curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!


this is my hill to die on
no i'm not
The Arkansas School for the Deaf's nickname is Leopards. The Deaf Leopards.
— Mental Floss (@mental_floss) June 27, 2013
Join an IRC room. Stream your conscious into it. Offer no context. Leave room.
— Will Farrington (@wfarr) June 27, 2013

there are cheaper ways to raise a monitor

Orange Alert: Be on the lookout for radicalized functional programmer cells in your city
— Rick the Tech Dad (@rickasaurus) June 26, 2013

fix it with a straight razor
we don't come here for change



PEACH COBBLER BITCH!
Our executives, due to the nature and proprietary aspect of the system, are not comfortable putting a time limitation on the NDA
Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.
no offence, but you guess a lot
crisis averted!
I use visio for a lot of this work
how do you, kind of, you know, umm..