I think it's safe to say that my brother would have crushed playing the Rob Ford guy on SNL.
— Kevin Farley Official (@kevfarls) November 18, 2013
you don't think [Satoshi] was Al Gore, do you?
FinCEN: Cash is probably still the best medium for money laundering. #bitcoin
— Donna Leinwand Leger (@DonnaLeinwand) November 18, 2013
in order to evaluate the future of digital currencies, we've convened a panel of feds to talk about child porn for 3 hours
— cwage (@cwage) November 18, 2013
something will happen regarding bitcoin prices and volume
'here i go, here i go, here i go again, girls what's my weakness?'
— Graham Clark (@grahamclark) November 18, 2013
'PENS!'
-opening chant at bicnic, bic's annual company picnic
somehow I have a finger smudge cock and balls on my screen
In the future, bitcoin will either be incredibly valuable or worth nothing.
I am gay
fine. fuck it
That's the thing about fighting Orientals. they all have those ninja skills too.
I need to get the deer hair out of my bumper
abdominable smoeman
jameswhite is now known as jamesvacation
I hit a deer in the head on my way back from homebrew... err... Brewhouse. I've never been hunting and that's the third deer I've killed.
Eventually, your sales team lands a whale customer. They are really excited about it and engineering is looking around wondering what to do. It's like the bank calling in all of your technical debt at once.
octocat: img me thawing
can you get me that introductory list of linux commands
i can fix it or i can discuss it.
Not the most creative, but it starts conversations
OH: @hattiebs should hand out Tucks medicated wipes.
— David Neal 🥓🥑 (@reverentgeek) November 14, 2013
i've been teaching managers sexual harassment for years
The Internal Revenue Service sent 655 tax refunds to a single address in Kaunas, Lithuania -- failing to recognize that the refunds were likely part of an identity theft scheme. Another 343 tax refunds went to a single address in Shanghai, China.
wow. that 900 count is way off. i have no idea what im doing in ldap
meh, I cheated.
These guys have no idea what's about to hit them... :) http://t.co/z7tSwJkfxH
— Matthew Green is on BlueSky (@matthew_d_green) November 14, 2013
Rejecting Billions, Snapchat Expects a Better Offer
testing quoting
fixing the dumb karma script
q: what's the best part of sleeping with a homeless girl? a: you don't have to take her home.
no one wants to eat at a restaurant where a bunch of niggers are working
Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt me while Im doing it.
I got time for *one* more
