Sorry, bro, nagios didn't like that.
i'll be using an axe
we're not entirely sure why a meatcloud of interns was chosen as our ETL method
Wondering if any Nashville pastors got the "Man of Steel" sermon notes from Warner Brothers.
— Bob Smietana (@bobsmietana) June 17, 2013
tcp-wrap your jimmie-ports
ruby libs aren't a ghetto, they're a urine soaked slum
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i was so sweaty and frustrated last night i apparently tore my lung
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My dad flew F4s in 'Nam. And didn't cry himself to death when he saw me "age" the edges of my D&D character sheet with his Marine Zippo.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) June 16, 2013
Easy way to tell which one is Kirk & which one is evil duplicate Kirk: check to see which one's circumcised #TOSwatch pic.twitter.com/1MIsaLuQg5
— whit (@whitneyarner) June 16, 2013
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Pro Tip: if you're gonna be Irish, avoid the sun and embrace the whiskey. Anything else is madness.
— Will Farrington (@wfarr) June 14, 2013

