I saw Heath's nipple bleeding. It was gross. It made mine hurt.
the DHS can't audit you if you're living in costa rica
Whatever @github does to keep its status page from being DDoS'd should be applied to the website. It never goes down.
— Manny Toledo (@mtldo) August 15, 2013
i could do it in about 3 seconds
But then the developer doing the integration with your product died.
what's the difference between liquid cooling and water cooling?
Any VM Ware users in Nashville? I've got a gift for you. really.
— ★ Original Scott ™ (@sgordon70) August 15, 2013
I mean, sticking my dick in the mashed potatoes is kind of my thing
What about DOUBLE reverse racism? Or TRIPLE reverse racism with a secret fake-out of sexism?
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 14, 2013
any applications that were under your sole control as a developer have been disabled as a precautionary measure
We are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
xml isn't so bad once you know what schema you're working with. let me go ahead and explain the schema to you with more xml
when specifying partitioning, how can I say use 100G for root, 16G for swap and rest for /var ?
My name is X, I'm not a geek. I teach piano. A very non-traditional form of piano.
mother fucker
New killer app idea: when you open the app, you die.
— Alex Sexton (@SlexAxton) August 12, 2013
for some reason, I'd just assumed you'd already been internet-ordained as a minister
I wouldn't call them lazy... I'll say pragmatic
