It's more about motion.
Let's focus on dicks.
there was this one time james wasn't there
James Gandolfini, won 3 Emmys for his portrayal of Tony Soprano on "The Sopranos," has died, according to HBO. http://t.co/fEKHt0VkrY
— CNN (@CNN) June 19, 2013
give me convenience or give me death
Strength: Excellent
What is your gmail password so I can see what you're seeing?
projects form a framework of planning with a timeline to ensure that there is progression. s/will get done/more likely to get done
Being called a traitor by Dick Cheney is the highest honor you can give to an American.
it's like games do not understand that they are supposed to have an end.
NSA testimony in a nutshell: comprehensive system of checks and balances protects against misuse, unless someone types 'sudo'
— Pinboard (@Pinboard) June 18, 2013
Sorry, bro, nagios didn't like that.
i'll be using an axe
we're not entirely sure why a meatcloud of interns was chosen as our ETL method
Wondering if any Nashville pastors got the "Man of Steel" sermon notes from Warner Brothers.
— Bob Smietana (@bobsmietana) June 17, 2013
tcp-wrap your jimmie-ports
ruby libs aren't a ghetto, they're a urine soaked slum
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i was so sweaty and frustrated last night i apparently tore my lung
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My dad flew F4s in 'Nam. And didn't cry himself to death when he saw me "age" the edges of my D&D character sheet with his Marine Zippo.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) June 16, 2013
Easy way to tell which one is Kirk & which one is evil duplicate Kirk: check to see which one's circumcised #TOSwatch pic.twitter.com/1MIsaLuQg5
— whit (@whitneyarner) June 16, 2013
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