you don't need a captcha on a purchase form because the credit card has to be valid
DO not taunt animals or attempt to enter animal exhibits
Reporter: "Can computers think?"
— Rúnar (@runarorama) May 31, 2013
Edsger Dijkstra: "Can submarines swim?"
we are pretty awesome
@bvalentine615 you make an excellent point!Our upcoming iPhone app(full Chat support) for http://t.co/SwKjMRb3W5 does not have that problem
— StrikeBase (@strikebase) May 30, 2013
AMERICA! WE BUILD TRUCKS!
Just because it's full of spiders doesn't mean it's not a piñata. Either way, happy birthday.
— Night Vale podcast (@NightValeRadio) May 30, 2013
Picard management tip: If you're on red alert every day, then red alert means nothing.
— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) May 30, 2013

lmao @ "Unusually for a startup at Y Combinator, Migicovsky's business actually generated revenue during the program" http://t.co/b4LAD3SZ1K
— Nick Quaranto ⛵️ (@qrush) May 29, 2013
he wants me to tell him what to type
Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can't and won't compromise.

I broke my toe yesterday camping a jeep door fell on it may not be able to work all week at the Brewhouse really sucks !! Happy Memorial ...
— Jennifer Basie (@jenniferbasie) May 27, 2013