Amber has another cake for me tonight
worst. apocalypse. ever.
and ekcetera
best drunken noodles I have ever had.
But people will take it out of context
Who's the dude with the big snake in this picture
You know what's better than a 6% beer at sea level? A 9% beer, 1 mile high.
ahh, ass pants
"Mr. Solo, my name is Nick Fury. I'd like to talk to you about something called The Avengers Initiative." #DisneyStarWars
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) October 30, 2012
i tell you what...
put your arms against a wall and bend over
you're evenly divisible by dog years
