I don't have a gmail account.

buddy from Huntsville

There was a line a Witt's. Ain't nobody got time for lines.

james, on his check-in at Tanqueria Express

a business card is like a citation you're giving to someone for the crime of them living in a shitty world

rick

you're like having a wife

chatty to heath

I stop looking and go drink beer

james white, my favorite hide and seek player

Don't deploy that to production. Hold on. Ok, try now. ... Wait.

the story of my life for the last two hours

Investors.com is a more reliable datasource than the EPA.

our office climate change denier

execution is all that matters

jwo, industrialist

jameswhite, you're the closest thing I have to a girlfriend in town

elizabrock

I'm gonna need another beer at the Stone Fox. You should have one too, unless you need to get back to your woman... oh right.

rick being a bad influence on james

Going to Uganda, will resume game when I get back.

actual comment on a words with friends game

I'll do that when he gets here, so no one is totally fucking drunk when it happens

rickbra, prematurely optimizing

It shines.. It shines like the patriarchy!

elizabrock

curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Washasaurus

this is my hill to die on

jameswhite, dying of heat exhaustion under the @BBHMidtownAwnin

no i'm not

heath, on being sorry