some fires need stoking

I've got a meeting in four minutes
drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk
Put me in the show fool, and dont do drugs!
I NEED WORK, FOO, Stay in School
I guess it's as close to Liquid Banjo as we're going to get on this earth.

I'll trade Tim Tiebow for Correct Data in SQL
I don't want to go back to squatting 700 lbs. instead of 800 lbs.
there are some other pages, but you probably haven't heard of them


A fun way to play Duck Hunt is to look off into the distance as if the game is real as you tell your son you're getting a divorce.
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) December 2, 2012


:w !sudo tee %
that looks like an environment hating you
TWO MINUTES, MacGruber!



If you’re a dwarf, you’re never NOT in the sex industry.
— Mike Monteiro, cisgender male (@monteiro) December 1, 2012
I don't think I've been sober since I started at GitHub.

