Aren't halflings an Italian women essentially the same?
sweet jeebus that coffee smells so good it makes me want to punch a baby
I'll buy the girls a drink
shuttlecock
I get the feeling no one at this table has gotten laid in 6 months. Except for me
oh god, oh god, you're making me hard
Fast-paced environment Agile practices are too slow for us.
is pornscale bigger than webscale?
When you stream porn, assuming a low resolution of 480200
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I drink my two beers a night. Every fuckin' night.
I deployed my first app to sudoku last night.
The special at midtown brewhouse is the mojo pork sandwich which jalapeno bacon
— Jennifer Basie (@jenniferbasie) August 1, 2012
The episode of BURN NOTICE I'm
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 1, 2012
currently filming is a GLEE crossover. No spoilers, but @Jeffrey_Donovan just NAILED "Call Me Maybe."
I'm on a mission to civilize
i'll just bring a few tasers for james
Global Islamic Caliphate
Source of the random quote
knowing empires like the soviets or the british...you are a pretty cool empire
they were wrecked when we got them
there are no bad ideas during brainstorming
no pr0n IS a disaster
not on my network, bitch
listen to me now and hear me three months from now
y'all're so cute, with your little classes
