These candles boast an amazing 40 hour burn rate.
I'd prefer not to get any
when the tits come out
what can you do with goatse on your face?
sounds like you need a spreadsheet or sharepoint
Remember, a flacid penis is a righteous penis!
The inconcievable nature of nature

If you read all vaguebooking/vaguetweeting with the assumption that they're saying everything they can without revealing classified military information, the internet gets way more exciting.
i may just get a mac.








It's like pulling peanut butter out of shag carpet
Judge says it's OK to use your seized phone to impersonate you and entrap your friends - Boing Boing
You're done sleeping






there's always a lively discussion
everything interesting in this world begins with Aristiotle
I didn't want to stay up for seven days straight snorting meth, watching porn and eating my neighbor's dog, but it was God's plan.
— chris crofton (@thecroftonshow) July 19, 2012
OH: "Who needs gaydar when you have Occam's Razor?"
— Kate O'Neill (@kateo) July 19, 2012

Scary Smash featuring Dave Foley, Joss Whedon & Kate Micucci - Written By A Kid, Episode 1 - YouTube
