Fuck Yeah! Me!








who here wants to have their lives ruined by minecraft?




surprised james didn't point that out. he's an ass like that.
Next week in Tampa the Republicans must admit that the difference between a GOP convention and Comic-Con is that the people at Comic-Con have a much firmer grasp of reality.




I did not come to the bbh to be rogered.
majestic. It's magical awesome



buy me a strap-on
I will wear it if you buy it
I don't want to ever sober up!
Mehole, Kaprah, Yimmy, Blanter, Catzap, Dunzyinonezy, Simplert, Lustaminate


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Is that even a real beer?
I thought that most rape was done in order to GET babies. Rapists love kids. They hide in the bushes, frustrated by the adoption process.
— Maria Bamford (@mariabamfoo) August 22, 2012
you should write a product called shove-it


curl -L http://www.opscode.com/chef/install.sh sudo bash -s -- -v 10.2.0
If you believe life begins at conception isn’t having a photo of a fetus on your website distribution of child pornography?
— Mike Monteiro, cisgender male (@monteiro) August 21, 2012
one does not simply attend a lemon party
i was certain i scrwed the 13 [subnet] by fat fingering a carp vip. i quickly unplugged the pfsense boxes and immediately started blaming jameswhite.
freakin' asheville.
It's not alcoholism if you're good at it





You've just been ousted as the mayor of Broadway Brewhouse & Mojo!
shit
I did rip out 'a lot of crap'
god dammit
whoever developed this did it for smart people! It will never work!
65 is this way!
that's like a half gallon