he [death] cheats a lot
hey which one o you is dumber
you'll need to rest till I'm not tired
you can rush perfection
Internet Programmer
you fucking terrorist
baby killer cunt
nothing should break [ if you do that to prod ] i would think
shit's not working
I've never seen you angry. I'm not sure these alleged anger issues of yours exist.
Are you a biker?
I'm never too full for meat
FiRsT NaTtl Badsrlkjfdsafl
And Robert is your father's brother.
nsfw = nope, safe for work
we need to push the changes to uat that we pushed to prod two weeks ago to get them on the same page
I was watching a video about spiders on drugs. How did I get here?
I didn't intend for that to sound racist, but now that it does, I'll allow it
"Please don't take the subway so late," Mom. "Don't worry, I'm wearing overalls," Me.
— Repeller (@repeller) July 25, 2012
These candles boast an amazing 40 hour burn rate.
I'd prefer not to get any
when the tits come out
what can you do with goatse on your face?
sounds like you need a spreadsheet or sharepoint
Remember, a flacid penis is a righteous penis!
The inconcievable nature of nature
If you read all vaguebooking/vaguetweeting with the assumption that they're saying everything they can without revealing classified military information, the internet gets way more exciting.
i may just get a mac.
