The multi-national naval force in the Gulf includes three US Nimitz class carrier groups, each of which has more aircraft than the entire complement of the Iranian air force.
I try to be nice
Old Bush
acid blood, mouth dick
sending us 'messages' won't work, cause we're idiots


and thorough

I hate that chumbawumba shit
steak and leggs
steak and legs
He's like Teddy Ruxpin with the governor removed
jameswhite you screwed me again
if you've never gazed into the mouth of Kevin Barnes, I highly recommend it



and a tablespoon of cinnamon followed by a gallon of milk
i hope you don't get shivved in there.
I should have thrown the rice out and then put the sashimi on steak

metamucil: give it a week, you'll shit the perfect no-wiper.
Do not place /usr on a separate file system




i bet my bad foot can kick you in the ass.

i'm too old for emergencies!
You're so cool.
the only way to fix it is to flush it all away
I call my garbage man a garbage man not because he picks up my trash, but because he is a truly terrible person.
— Matt (@sucittaM) September 11, 2012
you're something all right

the nattys are going all the way this year
ah, college

