if you've never gazed into the mouth of Kevin Barnes, I highly recommend it
and a tablespoon of cinnamon followed by a gallon of milk
i hope you don't get shivved in there.
I should have thrown the rice out and then put the sashimi on steak
metamucil: give it a week, you'll shit the perfect no-wiper.
Do not place /usr on a separate file system
i bet my bad foot can kick you in the ass.
i'm too old for emergencies!
You're so cool.
the only way to fix it is to flush it all away
I call my garbage man a garbage man not because he picks up my trash, but because he is a truly terrible person.
— Matt (@sucittaM) September 11, 2012
you're something all right
the nattys are going all the way this year
ah, college
what comes before first principles? we need to start there.
I just ousted Heath S. as the mayor of So Gong Dong.
my favorite romantic movie is commando
I always cry whenever I'm slicing onions, because that's what my brother was doing right before he exploded
— Joe Rumrill (@2tonbug) March 26, 2012
TIL how to meet Darryl Hannah
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going to was for breakfast at 10
touch it
they do. I'm savoring it.
a woman knows how to pace herself, when eating meat
um no it's not
this is the rawest piece of meat I've ever had in my life
is she hot?
