





I don't do cocaine, but I love the way it smells.








we don't know how to deploy the app [ that we wrote ], do you know how?
at our old DR site across town

I think I made a pretty serious toilet mistake.














the best story of how the code evolved, is not necessarily the truth
apt-get install postfix
i am hopped out
Please don't call me 'Dildo God'
posting you random thoughts on IRC is a waste of time
Posting your random thoughts on twitter is a waste of time

For the price of a coffee a day you can get more speed with an SSD than you can with the caffeine. Stop drinking coffee and buy SSDs instead.
jameswhite: you won't do it.
just tryin' to get laid
Puppet in Pails.
zomg beachballs
I'm not an idiot, james.
