
I'm the stupid mother fucker.
70% of women ask questions in which they already know the answer to. This is why it's best to simply tell her the truth.
— Dhawal Damania (@dhawaldamania) June 7, 2012
I'm not sure who said it first, but I said it loudest.
I've got movies and baseball to watch. and afterwards I have VMWare manuals to read and beer to drink.
I don't think you ever helped me with anything
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD COULD THE FUCKING JAMES WHITE FAN CLUB MEET SOMEWHERE ELSE TODAY?!?!
abdominal smoman
You need your game face on to eat this... pic.twitter.com/NCL1PRtp
— Edley's Bar-B-Que (@Edleysbbq) June 7, 2012
our customers will need to do acceptance testing in our production environment for this
it's true. I heard it on science.
You guys understand how RFID works?


That is what the group was led to believe.

tell them to make my fucking home directory match my username
I don't have a fucking home directory!

how you gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen karl hungus?
oh I think you know.
why's it gotta be white?







what does DAV stand for? I can't find it in any of the MS .Net documentation.

node.js is the new coldfusion
i love enumerable
America...just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.
fuck lawns
Bring your gun when you come here!!
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed people can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.


it's all about the squat
it's a flying bourbon machine with internets