spray charts
They say gentleman prefer blondes but, really, I just think they prefer vagina.
— Kenny “KFUCKINGP” Powers (@KFUCKINGP) June 9, 2012
I ripped my shorts
You mean, like parking?
Do we validate code?
tell me what's wrong with citrix
don't get me wrong, I like women
Poone!
I'm the stupid mother fucker.
70% of women ask questions in which they already know the answer to. This is why it's best to simply tell her the truth.
— Dhawal Damania (@dhawaldamania) June 7, 2012
I'm not sure who said it first, but I said it loudest.
I've got movies and baseball to watch. and afterwards I have VMWare manuals to read and beer to drink.
I don't think you ever helped me with anything
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD COULD THE FUCKING JAMES WHITE FAN CLUB MEET SOMEWHERE ELSE TODAY?!?!
abdominal smoman
You need your game face on to eat this... pic.twitter.com/NCL1PRtp
— Edley's Bar-B-Que (@Edleysbbq) June 7, 2012
our customers will need to do acceptance testing in our production environment for this
it's true. I heard it on science.
You guys understand how RFID works?
That is what the group was led to believe.
tell them to make my fucking home directory match my username
I don't have a fucking home directory!
how you gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen karl hungus?
oh I think you know.
why's it gotta be white?
what does DAV stand for? I can't find it in any of the MS .Net documentation.
node.js is the new coldfusion
i love enumerable
