

It's Jean Shorts January! Wear your best #jorts into the tasting room today for a free pint of beer!
— New Belgium Brewing (@newbelgium) January 21, 2012


Talk is cheap. Show me the code.
Have you ever sucked dick for coke^Wchicken mcnuggets?!


Did I ever tell you about the time I was a counselor at a Christian summer camp?



no, politics as usual will fix this shit
I just thought it only existed in places like Russia and China, where corrpution is rampant.
there's no way that there are 23 people at asurion with enough of a clue to add value to a meeting on security
all you gotta do is wait 5 minutes, 10 times. I don't see the problem with that jameswhite
New school can’t be Cougars because middle-aged women might be offended | Prep Rally - Yahoo! Sports
The scientific method actually correctly uses the most direct evidence as the most reliable, because thats the way you are least likely to get led astray into dead ends and to misunderstand your data. But if you tried to do technology like that, then we
I heard wikipedia is down because of some SOFA
wikipedia baby boom
kitten bbq = bad
Tried to donate blood today but they had too many questions about where I got it.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) January 18, 2012
It's my time! Finally, my shot at the spotlight! It's only taken me seventeen years! Wikipedia? Who needs it! Encarta '95 is here to stay.
— Microsoft Encarta (@Encarta95) January 18, 2012
