I'm beginning to think I'm not turing complete.
Turns out OS X has a dubstep generator built-in. From Terminal.app, run `yes "wub" | xargs say`
— Kevin Highwater (@kkuchta) February 7, 2012
I've got a whole cache of misses. In my trunk.
with all those unemployed people in Greece, you'd think they could find 300 Spartans to send to Iran.
Today is the day!!!! Sloco will bring lunch to you!!!. $3 flat delivery fee unless your over 10 sammies then it is free. Call for delivery.
— Sloco (@slocosammies) February 6, 2012
We made a pink one because we know that it's Obama's favorite color
jiggalogan
No, I do not want to buy your rancid orgy bed
Arkansas Chili dog - A sex act
Hi, I have a career in computers. I'll probably end up eating a shotgun this weekend

