Statistically speaking, we're in the eye of a poon storm.
Time to pick up a copy of this month's Rolling Stone! If Jon Stewart is on the cover then me and my bare legs are inside! ;) #shamelessplug
— Alison Brie (@alisonbrie) September 16, 2011
In order to be late, you'd have to be aware of other people.
The Iron Seal
arg.
Friend launching a non-profit to buy Scarlett Johansson a better camera.
— William Gibson (@GreatDismal) September 15, 2011
I just saw someone looking for a Social Media/PR Jedi. IS NO SCI FI REFERENCE SACRED? What's next? Social Media Jawas? Storm Troopers?
— script kitty (@marthakelly) September 15, 2011
never turn your back on a puerto rican
i've never worked so hard to see a pair of pixelated boobs
rednecks always want ninja stars
if i have to write one line of php, i'm looking for jobs
I'm not like regular people
the full valentine? star in porno movies about corduroy?
It's time for Filipino Steve Perry! Don't Stop Berieving!
that massive gaping gunshot wound is bitched up
I'd probably be finished before they even unleashed the zombies.
barcampnashville is to barcamp as javascript is to java #BCN11 #SATs
— tinnies.club/@jameswhite (@james_s_white) September 13, 2011
call me immediately -- there's a 1355 penalty coming up on thursday!
kb's the reason high life didn't make that list
"The internets a creepy thing, especially if you have kids. It says something very creepy about the fact that I use the same machine to masturbate with as I use to teach my kid the alphabet.
Would someone consider doing a 'code for suits' overview session at #bcn11? I think it'd be valuable and probably well attended.
— Kate O'Neill (@kateo) September 12, 2011
I think we need a brain storm meeting on this ASAP
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
