plunge six to ten times to double the milk volume
if you look at a config management repo and say 'hey. that looks great'. you probably don't know what you're looking at.
Phidippides died here.


Because Republicans would buy a flavor of ice cream if it were called Dog Shit & Reagan.
Apple should consider pouring every cent it has into the acquisition of Facebook


balls are male boobs
In any moment of decision the best thing you can do is the right thing the next best thing is the wrong thing and the worst thing you can do is nothing.


Reddit here's a bigoted Poll in some Tennessee newspaper...you know what to do
Double Fat Tire? Two wrongs don't make a right
Why do so many Tennessean readers hate the Constitution?

this is one schleck sandwich that will give them indigestion


the three largest cities in Canada are Toronto Montreal and Buffalo.
Someone's editorializing
it's a fucking yurt motherfucker
How do you know someone is a Linux laptop user? They'll tell you any time you mention an Apple product.
— Jeff Miller (@jm) July 21, 2011


shut up legs.
ok. meeting


If you've lost your mind it takes an average of 17 years to realize it.
I takes an average of 40 minutes to realize you've lost your wallet. If you've lost your phone it takes an average of 5 minutes to realize it.

