What do men want? They want a lot of pals, and they wish that people wouldn’t get so mad at them.
— Kurt Vonnegut (@Kurt_Vonnegut) June 4, 2011
there's always *one* customer with their dick in the mashed potatoes
The Corgis' relationship with food is greatly exaggerated. It is blatantly untrue that we will eat until we explode. Corgis have a built-in monitor to stop one bite short of explosion.
run you stupid mother fucker.
