







The sport and the douchebag personality go together.
Is there anything I can do with my Twitter profile pic to support whichever side of this Egypt thing I'm supposed to support? The Pharaoh?








Just talked to #Titans owner Bud Adams about Jeff Fisher news "“Where did you hear that? I better check on that. I can’t talk about it now."
— Jim Wyatt (@jwyattsports) January 27, 2011
the good die young but pricks live forever.
If youre drunk when the package shows up you will not be allowed to receive it.
The guy in front of me in class has a vmware customer they call 'ring 0'





Israel's a bunch of Jews



I have a signature joke! "You know why the ladies of #craftbeer are cooler (sexier) than the women of #wine? They spit, we swallow" BOOYA!
— Ashley Virginia (@TheBeerWench) January 25, 2011
Sublime irony from the Pope as he warns us not to spend too much time on virtual friends: http://j.mp/eAzf7g
— Pip Pullen (@pippullen) January 25, 2011
The only way you can hurt the body is not use it inactivity is the killer and remember it's never too late.
now i'm not saying he's a dick but brett favre just texted me his picture


Lesson of the day: Don't lie on your resume. If you must lie ensure you don't do so and then apply to a company which employs the person who held your job prior to you and still speaks regularly to those who worked with you.
i like the sauce a lot
[an] airport -- which is fundamentally believed and understood by many to be one of the most secure types of installations in a city or in a country
The United States of America is in reality a one-party corporatist state whose very existence is more than ever perpetuated by a conscious deliberate denial of reality even in the face of the obvious.

triple nerd score