if you're not first you're last
If I have to get up. It's a bug
it wasn't too bed.
I <3 teh cock
is it actually an .erb or is it a .sherb?
the web is considered 'public domain'
twitter is over capacity
I know I've matured because the younger me would've long ago learned how to say "that's what she said" in as many languages as possible.
— Kate O'Neill (@kateo) November 4, 2010
i'm all business. you won't see any of that funny stuff from me.

