I wanted to work out but *have* to drink.
why do you keep looking for girls with back problems?
fuck dev jobs go sell your sweet ass on dickerson pike you'll get fucked less.
hmm maybe these north koreans won't be summarily executed
FORTRAN bitches. FOR FUCKING TRAN
god I'm dumb
stick this diff in your pipe and smoke it
it's hot as shit
it's probably just linux being crappy.
if you are so heavy that you have trouble walking then more walking is exactly what you need you fat fuckers
web scraping is a career for some perl coders
larkin is awesome
That also works for women.
We have a lot of stupid ideas. Let's just do 'em all.
If I just love him enough he'll stop hitting me.
I just write all my tests to 'echo PASS'
