I have beer now.
because if everyone was a top notch technologist, then you wouldn't need support
holy crap, it's a bear-cam!
there's a blog somewhere that reviews places
I am fairly convinced chrome is ready for me
i don't want my bits touching your bits
Vmware no longer sells licensing for just DRS. We'd have to upgrade you to Enterprise Plus
I'll suck your dick for a slice of that bacon cheesecake.
But I'm in the industry.
I don't care if it's the guide to living forever... if it's in Comic Sans, I'm not reading it.

