I'll analyze it... with science!
jumping is not part of triathlon
I'm no kevin 'can i put it in your pooper' barnes.
"Furiously masturbating" is redundant, as all masturbation is furious.
— Fake AP Stylebook (@FakeAPStylebook) November 5, 2009
She's 32 so she's probably too mature for me.
If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got.
i don't understand why the fuck you haven't won roubaix

