As soon as you crack your knuckles and open up a comments page, you just canceled your subscription to being a good person.

Louis C.K. http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/07/arts/for-louis-c-k-the-jokes-on-him.html?pagewanted=3&_r=2&smid=fb-share

Who is elizabrock?

elizabrock

Do not use the computer to detect this kind of thing -- it is too expensive.

Royce

An implementation plan to manufacture larger software systems, and keyed only to these steps, however, is doomed to failure.

TFA

I believe in this concept, but the implementation described above is risky and invites failure.

Royce, in the waterfall paper describing traditional single pass waterfall

the firings will continue until quality improves

bval

SVN repository is growing and works slower and slower. Suggest that we keep history only couple of releases back.

Lead developer

Dear Sir, Can you post the documents how to 389 samba dovecot ftpfor Centos 5.4

some dude at the end of a howto about not that

go to the store, get some meat, put it over fire

mansplainer

if you want to succeed at success, triple your failures. but mostly your success. to suceed, do more success. also be white and male

tedxinspiration

Well, that's some bullshit

jeremy, about some bullshit

good work. thanks for coming in today.

jameswhite, managing people.

woof. woof. woofwoofwoof. woof. woofwoofwoofwoof. woof.

ollie

Space Jesus.

arafatm

Qatar: the only thing missing is

unexplained, unfinished sentence currently written on a whiteboard in the CS dev department

What does that bring your tally of being fired up to?Well, congrats man.

overheard video chat

it's like an evil toddler is loose

cwage

I think we need a new bathroom policy. It is slowly driving me insane that the door is shut and the lights are on but no one is in there. We have a ghost pooper.

Management in action, right there.

i mean, i'd polish it as a friend

a female friend on someone else who was like a rough stone that needs polishing, not realizing what she was saying until it was too late

it takes a village to raise a strap-on

old

why is puppet slow

horus_plex