my pipes are fine
I've liked 100% of the dicks I've ever touched
I gotta see a man about a rigatoni situation
You do not want to touch your penis with a handful of Da Bomb. I promise you.
math is tight
bring me your huddled masses yearning to make me kimchi
why am I having to dump the black water tank so often
A little smack in the back of your mouth? You know what Im talking about
my pronouns are we/us cause we're either in this together or go fuck yourself.
Rick will be eating the rickcorn
let me give you my fatherly advice
you brought it up in heathsmom
When have ever computers steered me wrong?
you look like a gender reveal party for a non-binary baby
Tracy is a bad influence
be j don jee .. donk .. sa
It's A Privilege To Have Worked With Such Talented People
Am I getting fired?
I'm the janky old broke, hobo sysadmin
Heath, will you wax my back
I"ve been to fort Dicks
it just kicked in like poppin' a clutch
5% too much Brentwood
it turns out the hot mean was the aziz we met along the way
one fonteinen only
good stories start with a bad decision
I was probably drunk at the time
... fucking goddamn ...
you're not wearing a mask without being 6 feet within each other
just wait until that state file says your pizza hasn't been delivered when it really has, and you keep getting pizzas