a tree full of strippers
are you saying james fryman isn't a great SRE?
you put enough barbecue sauce on an anus, I'll eat it
I don't understand why billionaires aren't working on camel-through-the-eye-of-the-needle technology.
I don't believe in Rocko's Basilisk. When it goes to remove any evidence of me ever existing, my browser history is included in that.
all code-freezes melt by the heat of an outage
I'd like a large, dark, hot...
Nazi kittens
this beer has accomplished more than I have in my life
cryptocurrency jumped over a shark in a nuke propelled refrigerator
i'm not a cop
its not gay if there a pillow
If you watch a movie of your life backwards, it's about a sysadmin who regains youth/happiness as they forget more and more about computers
get off my lawn!
irc ... suck[s]
I should write a paper, but I'm busy drinking
You and you kids with your 'causation' ... Back in my day, we had 'correlation' AND WE LIKED IT.
I'm a bow & arrow and a set of boobs from being the Avengers!
if you go down it's flying out
majestic. It's magical awesome
I'm like a side-street smoker, but for sex
give me a chance, I'll fuck myself.
you would be better off going with windows ME...
swipe green gimme
i'm an idiot