Investors.com is a more reliable datasource than the EPA.

our office climate change denier

execution is all that matters

jwo, industrialist

jameswhite, you're the closest thing I have to a girlfriend in town

elizabrock

I'm gonna need another beer at the Stone Fox. You should have one too, unless you need to get back to your woman... oh right.

rick being a bad influence on james

Going to Uganda, will resume game when I get back.

actual comment on a words with friends game

I'll do that when he gets here, so no one is totally fucking drunk when it happens

rickbra, prematurely optimizing

It shines.. It shines like the patriarchy!

elizabrock

curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Washasaurus

this is my hill to die on

jameswhite, dying of heat exhaustion under the @BBHMidtownAwnin

no i'm not

heath, on being sorry

there are cheaper ways to raise a monitor

heath, when I suggested we buy 3 copies of TCP/IP Illustrated Vol 1 for the operations team

fix it with a straight razor

rick, on management

we don't come here for change

kmarcum

PEACH COBBLER BITCH!

drunkjamison

Our executives, due to the nature and proprietary aspect of the system, are not comfortable putting a time limitation on the NDA

potential client

Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.

John Steinbeck

no offence, but you guess a lot

james s white to our qa guy