crisis averted!

heath, about something that wasn't a crisis at all but took a team of 5 people running around in a panic to reboot a printer

I use visio for a lot of this work

So what you're saying is, you're a dumbass

how do you, kind of, you know, umm..

damnit, take a moment to formulate a thought before you speak

Why is it that everyone feels the need to dump on things, just because they like something else?

Luke Kaines, commenter on that article, and professional kettle-calling-pot

Corey Quinni is a contributer to Salt. When not slagging puppet...

Nah, no bias at all. p.s. his shit don't stink

The thing about the war on drugs is, every time you get high you win it.

Bill Hicks

we created zombicide characters in homage to archer. lana could carry extra items because she had such big strong hands

ianevatt

This is just the first brick in a very large wall.

james, reminding me of the cask of amontillado

I will drink all your coffee and shit everywhere

james, giving us fair warning

The screed is the song of my people.

jameswhite, bard.

Man of Steel is, without a doubt, the biggest, flaming pile of shit of 2013, if not all time. It was shockingly terrible and painful to sit through. I want to scrub my brain, give my eyes an enema, and apologize to my dog for not taking him to park instea

A man with good taste

Conway's not just a good idea, it's the Law

Sheriff Jamie Blanco

This bug has no answer since 2010, so I am closing it. If you feel it's wrong, please re-open it.

qt maintainer on a bug in debian lenny

my wife is a giant boulder

not evan miller

I do think when I look at pictures of you now, 'This guy knows unix'

stahnma

It's more about motion.

cwage, on penis detection algorithms

Let's focus on dicks.

cwage

there was this one time james wasn't there

the mayor of bbh