People need beer
I was hoping you weren't going to be here
I've always wanted to mow my roof
all policy melts when confronted with reality
i havent updated my resume since 2010
He's not meeting my expectations. I expected to be at the bar.
i hate it when people verb a noun
Yo! This is Zero Cool!
roll all the d6 you own
Oh, I thought you were talking about shit that mattered.
sweet fuck
shawk and awe
this server has a faint bouquet of 'stale certificates', and pairs well with a rootkit
damnit. i missed
what an embarrasing freudian slut
shitballs
I think Rube Goldberg was a prophet
good thing twitter dumped the buggy and slow ruby and the associated gems for something secure and fast like java
i think it's a size problem.
well, that sounds like work
I love git blame. It will tell you *exactly* who fucked you, and it usually says 'James Fryman.'
I'm preparing for a hurricane, so I'm in a liquor store.
javascript is the rorschach test of programming languages... tell me what you see...
i love lebanese
man, there's a wikipedia article on everything
just get out of agro range and you'll be fine
if you need some seven year olds, be sure to talk to jeremy
sorry, im in arkansas
damnit
why are you drinking in a bar instead of helping the poor like Jesus said?