bless your moron heart
Fuck that.
That's very javascript-y of you...
I don't like flair with my breakfast
oh sweet jesus or sweet 'deity of your choice'.
science is for winners
Imma jump into this console and be like... science
I've mansplained to her too! She's an idiot!
Erin hadn't even had hot Italian beef until I visited her.
meow's it going, buddy?
Oh, I also find myself charming.
shushing the socializers
I can't find the colon.
I think it did that because I didn't follow all of the instructions
four more minutes
jameswhite, you're the closest thing I have to a girlfriend in town
It shines.. It shines like the patriarchy!
It's in flash or some shit like that
Who is elizabrock?
I've never been arrested.
Fuck Yeah! Me!
I will wear it if you buy it
I don't want to ever sober up!
don't be a piss-stain
my stripper really likes me
I get the feeling no one at this table has gotten laid in 6 months. Except for me