I got beaches asking me for the code to the wifiiiiii
Yo app but for Allah Akbar
I tried the Socratic method when talking about abortion
if a tornado fucking destroys this office I'mma be so pissed.
i've obviously never heard cwage talk about mister rogers
never again
I don't check tumble anymore...
37M?!? Try not to build any ball parks on your way through the parking lot, Nashville.
fuck heroes
FUCKING GOD DAMNIT SONOFABITCH MOTHERFUCKING F U C K!!!!!111!!!eleven!!one
what the fuck tumble
is it N?
What do you call a Vietnamese couple with two sources of income and no kids?
If you log into the twivtter.com link below. You'll be pwned.
Quotes out of context are the best type of quote.
sending us 'messages' won't work, cause we're idiots
TIL how to meet Darryl Hannah
the mayor of asshole doucheville
I don't know if it was the heat or the snatch
Woodcock
sounds like you require more vespene gas
Yeah he is...
I still think in perl, so you need to treat melike I'm in the special education programming class.
you'll want to log into the link below and un-fuck your znc configs
HOW CAN YOU DRINK WITH THAT GUY!?!
blowjob encryption
Another priority is get whiskey_disk into the core
and loses...
if you haven't rsvp'ed for beer and bacon plz do. we need to know how big the pig needs to be.
Anyone who didn't get an invite for bacon and beer let me know. Chances are that if you're reading this you were supposed to be invited but I'm bad at things like 'addressbooks' and stuff.