I bought a honeybun from the gas station, I'm not proud of that decision.
Dude, my dick might as well be in that array.
shit
fucksakes
you don't warm up a steak. that's a gross thought. what is he doing, sitting on it? you can find 6 people on the bus to do that for 5.
Plus, it's Vegas, so it's like double bar rules. Prescription strength.
nothing loose or jiggly
Thank god I spent a fuckton of money on office scotch today
Eliza Brockefeller
I love organs
The only tattoo I have on my dick is 'NO STEP' on the head.
I like to pepper the dicks
I'd rather drink semen
god.
It's my iPad, which is why it has my email instead.
I can tell you the comforting lie while I harsh truth you in the butt
The safe word can't be 'no'
I hate you all so much
I hate that chumbawumba shit
and I know this because there was a Boys to Men song about it.
everything is butt-hurt nowadays. What's one more penetration
I did not come to the bbh to be rogered.
Puppet in Pails.
because of stupid
I just want to take this time to convey how extremely dissapointed in everyone here.
Did I ever tell you about the time I was a counselor at a Christian summer camp?
the directions are pretty clear, tab A goes into slot B
mmmm hhmmmm, eiags
oh yeah, fuckin' toast
turns out hooker bodies are non-euclidean