*You'd* never know if I went into a murderous rage.
you know what we have? too much bacon.
Dear god there's now a calculator.
you know my iPad goes off every time you say 'lara' in irc right? I *know* you're talking about me.
I just passed a sign offering 'Free Pony Rides and Hot Dogs.' Definitely a trap?
HP-UX: the gift that keeps on giving
The guy in front of me in class has a vmware customer they call 'ring 0'
some dumbass is always wanting to live in a castle. you know what? castles are fucking cold and drafty. fuck that...
Also buffing my helmet is taking longer than planned :
drunkjames is funny
i'm not so big on america
I wanted to work out but *have* to drink.
How drunk was stahnma when you left? He sent me like two dozen increasingly incoherent texts.
If he throws up, I'm going to feel bad. I'm still going to laugh...