magic cloud native quadrant pic.twitter.com/tQl5qBtFmc
— memenetes (@memenetes) December 18, 2019
My longest running Apple conspiracy was proven correct earlier this yr. In OS upgrades, they deliberately make it very difficult for older processors to run the software & battery power goes out the window. https://t.co/1tBtwqFmbJ
— Jordan Schachtel (@JordanSchachtel) December 19, 2019
Grrrreat photograph of mice brawling on the London Underground, wins award.https://t.co/BLZq1cTCZn pic.twitter.com/RKR8TXvZ9g
— GuruAnaerobic (@GuruAnaerobic) December 18, 2019
"YAML!" Yelled the DevOp as he deployed code on a Friday.
— Accidental CISO (@AccidentalCISO) December 14, 2019
CTO: If we move our repo to a hosted service, what do we do if someone manages to get code into our product?
— Accidental CISO (@AccidentalCISO) December 18, 2019
Me: So, like, they check it in, it passes code review, QA, change control approvals, and is deployed through our automation?
CTO: Yes!
Me: Send them a 10-99, I guess.
