first, i said nothing because i didn't understand exponential growth.

then everyone was dead

LA snapshot: Police helicopter just circled the In-N-Out Burger in East Pasadena and commanded over the megaphone, “No In-N-Out Burger. No In-N-Out. Come on guys, move along.”

Friends, I learned last night over Zoom drinks that ya'll're baking so much that there's a shortage of yeast?! I, your local frumpy yeast geneticist have come here to tell you this: THERE IS NEVER A SHORTAGE OF YEAST. Here's where I'm a viking. Instructions below.

Days are now divided by coffee hours and alcohol hours, there is no other law