ME AT EPCOT IN 1992: âoh my god a video telephone call? that would be the greatest thing ever!â
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) June 17, 2018
ME NOW: âsomeone tried to FaceTime me so I lit my phone on fireâ
âWe Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,â Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access https://t.co/jK8iOzKaCR pic.twitter.com/98oeE0M8sH
— The Onion (@TheOnion) June 15, 2018
Saw this picture today and itâs hilarious pic.twitter.com/JiDHzAHdHG
— Javi(er) Lozano (@jglozano) June 14, 2018
(Ive never been able to say this yet)
— 📦🛠👷🏻ââï¸Sean Larkin (@TheLarkInn) June 13, 2018
🙋Well Actually!🙋
All of Office 365 is (almost finished) being completely rewritten in this little scripting language called #JavaScript.
And Skype
And Microsoft Teams
And @Code
And all of @MSEdgeDev Debug Protocol (instead of C++)
nbd https://t.co/WFahDhap6K
I heard a radio spot for a new Fireball type liquor from George Dickel. They are calling it Hot Dickel, which should make it a popular order with the Bachelorette crowd.
— Jim Reams (@jimreams) June 14, 2018
boomers paying their bill: you only had bud on tap not but light so you get 9% and I am going to spit in your face as I leave. good day
— sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 (@cottoncandaddy) June 13, 2018
millennials paying their bill: this beer? incredible. you? incredible. I'm tipping you 30%. this is my last $20 but I want you to have it
If football nations were rappers, Uruguay would be Pusha T. Veterans, perennial contenders, they know their formula, they always deliver by means fair or foul, and no-one *ever* wants beef with them. pic.twitter.com/qfpr6g2UFR
— Musa Okwonga (@Okwonga) June 11, 2018
Mother: can you please fix my computer
— Cheish (@TheCheish) June 13, 2018
Me: *leans back in chair* well... well ... well ... if it isnât Miss âGet Off That Computerâ Years 1994 to 2006
Well bernie I guess weâll just have to wait until someone invents a device that can blend things https://t.co/sqWx608B9o
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) June 13, 2018
IMITATION GAME: This bear lets his inner child out as he jumps in unison with a 5-year-old boy at the Nashville Zoo. https://t.co/bHmO0y8vMa pic.twitter.com/6MfqEu3R4y
— ABC News (@ABC) June 13, 2018
