My uncle is on the grill at my cousinâs house talking about he has some turkey burgers on there for the vegans. 😭
— Pirate Queen (@LadyBugAssassin) June 23, 2018
People have written whole books of Marxist analysis of the police and this man outdid them in a tweet https://t.co/JpJI9Nc2eQ
— November (@postoctobrist) June 23, 2018
uh we already got Cracker Barrels man pic.twitter.com/wOMgnPzYMm
— Cohen is a ghost (@skullmandible) June 24, 2018
"â¦a European aircraft maker that said it cleans the cockpits of its planes every week of malware designed for Android phones. The malware spread to the planes because factory employees were charging their phones with the USB port in the cockpit." #iot https://t.co/IyTUjRI1DG https://t.co/r0DQGLNJr4
— Alasdair Allan (@aallan) June 18, 2018
My naym is snek
— brebhors (@Cwossie) June 22, 2018
My body long
My hed is smol
But jaw is stronk
And wen it time
To get me fed
I open wide
I monch the bred pic.twitter.com/uLl9Vmfh3m
Pimp My Ride, but with developers refactoring random people's apps
— kitze (@thekitze) June 22, 2018
Hey @PredsNHL whoever decided that âbring your dog to work dayâ was a good idea is no longer on my Christmas Card list.
— Gnash (@Gnash00) June 22, 2018
"The marijuana bill passed today"
— Justin⢠(@chokeules) June 20, 2018
"Damn, Marijuana Bill passed? RIP, dude was a legend"
"No, not Marijuana Bill, THE marijuana bill"
"Yeah, THE Marijuana Bill"
"Bro, listen, weed is legal now"
"Aw man, bummer that Bill isn't here to see it"
JURASSIC PARK SEQUEL IDEA:
— JR (@JRDRD) June 21, 2018
3 Million AD.
The humans are extinct.
The dino-scientists find mosquitoes with human blood.
Guess who they clone...
Jeff. Fucking. Goldblum.
They mix up the mosquito DNA with Goldblum's.
Surprise assholes.
This is now a sequel to The Fly.
Anyone know somewhere in Nashville I could donate these desks to? I have 20 of them. pic.twitter.com/kJvTUtwN9N
— Jonathan H. Wage (@jwage) June 21, 2018
This t-shirt was for sale outside President Trumpâs rally in Duluth tonight... pic.twitter.com/0LOcYgpd01
— Jenna Johnson (@Jenna_DC) June 21, 2018
Do you know this girl? Let us know if you do. She vandalized our place last night. Please call 615-829-6023 and let us know if you recognize her. pic.twitter.com/bKqwlmbSJL
— Peg Leg Porker (@PegLegPorker) June 21, 2018
Fuck, I had to open a change request to reboot a server today.
— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) June 21, 2018
I mean, I understand. But that doesnât really feel like being an elite god, does it?
*spinning a wheel that is just labeled Profoundly Sad* time to discover what todayâs emotion will be
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) June 20, 2018
Godwin has officially suspended Godwinâs Law. https://t.co/3KJRRrRryT
— Mark Frost (@mfrost11) June 19, 2018
Happening soon! Join our colleagues from @TravelGov for a Facebook Live event at 10:00 a.m. ET to ask your questions about traveling with kids and to hear their tips to make traveling with the whole family easier. https://t.co/JRBPBChNju
— Department of State (@StateDept) June 19, 2018
