Here is my first MoonPie commercial script it is titled "Celebrities" I hope you like it #TheBigThing pic.twitter.com/15Mn0ji1vM
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) February 4, 2018
"Let me fat in peace" is my new favorite thing anyone has ever said. https://t.co/m6O8QMt82c
— Rachel Hawkins/Erin Sterling (@LadyHawkins) February 4, 2018
Quality memes from r/Bitcoin pic.twitter.com/qdoAzAL2Db
— Washington Sanchez 🦇🔊 (@drwasho) February 4, 2018
My rejected Super Bowl commercial idea: Two seconds of tits bouncing up and down followed by an old man screaming ZATARAIN'S.
— Grace Helbig (@gracehelbig) February 3, 2013
Last night we captured surveillance footage of a vandal trying to break in to one of our employee's vehicles in our parking lot. While the suspect is still at large, we took the liberty to have John Curley give his play-by-play of the incident.
— KIRO Newsradio 97.3 FM🎙 (@KIRONewsradio) February 1, 2018
Take a listen 🔊 pic.twitter.com/FYQTiJsTDt
People arenât the only ones who like 🌮🌮#tesserlenborn's monsters are chowing down after taking the Route 4 Shelby bus. Where are they? Visit our IG (@nashville_mta_rta) to see where the monsters are running amok this week! #localartists #artsnmotion #kidsart #transitart pic.twitter.com/z10cGpZoWe
— WeGo Public Transit (@WeGoTransit) February 2, 2018
I made a Venn diagram to explain my life. pic.twitter.com/kzXMBQHrN9
— Kate O'Neill (@kateo) February 2, 2018
WATCH: The father of 3 Larry Nassar victims charges at the disgraced doctor in court today. pic.twitter.com/Kr0ITtMFr2
— WXYZ Detroit (@wxyzdetroit) February 2, 2018
"Isn't the Super Bowl already patriotic enough? The game is between the Eagles and the Patriots. The only way it could be more American is if they forced the Redskins out of their stadium and played it there." -- James Corden
— Maurice Patton (@mopatton_sports) February 2, 2018
I am starting to think one of the reasons sr. level managers get fired is not incompetence, but bringing up system problems /their/ managers don't want to hear about.
— estherderby 🌻 (@estherderby) February 1, 2018
I'm surprised nobody's scammed up a cryptocoin yet whose proof of work is carbon sequestration.
— Pinboard (@Pinboard) February 2, 2018
How to spot a Dragon using an illusion spell. #dnd #rpg #tabletop pic.twitter.com/cw33WhcAKq
— Grand DM (@Grand_DM) January 31, 2018
Bridging The Divide: Christian And Muslim Show Each Other Their Most Private Shark Drawings pic.twitter.com/R314wFVdNd
— ClickHole (@ClickHole) January 31, 2018
slack threading: because sometimes you want to reply to someone but guarantee they never see or reply to it
— cwage (@cwage) January 31, 2018
[shoving glitter glue and felt pens back into my bag, visibly upset] ok look all I'm saying is maybe you guys shouldn't have called it a 'craft brewery' because people are gonna get the wrong idea and lemme tell you Karen this has been a big let down
— sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 (@cottoncandaddy) December 13, 2017
Nashville councilwoman calls for inquiry into expenses after Mayor Megan Barry admits affair https://t.co/nYBeQr11Z2
— Tennessean (@Tennessean) February 1, 2018
Is your child texting whilst using vim?
— Vince Knight (@drvinceknight) January 31, 2018
rofl - replace current char with o and find l
brb - replace 1st char of previous word with a b
lmao - move a bit then edit next line
imo - type mo
nvm - go in to visual mode
wtf - move to next word
Speaking of meat...
— Wendyâs (@Wendys) January 24, 2018
We really do complement each other. pic.twitter.com/fnQN3ZxxDE
#Preds GM David Poile officially announces Mike Fisher intends to make a comeback and play once more. Hopes to sign a contract around Feb. 26 trade deadline.
— Nashville Predators (@PredsNHL) January 31, 2018
Well, it wasn't an IPO... but it still counts. https://t.co/ERwqgFW4Pi pic.twitter.com/541lx0N1fI
— brianredbeard (@brianredbeard) January 30, 2018
Blockchaiiiiinnnnn! You can now buy and sell Bitcoin instantly with the Cash App!
— Cash App (@CashApp) January 31, 2018
Still unsure what Bitcoin is? https://t.co/5fH7YEolnN 👀 pic.twitter.com/XvYknaEzBl
âHuman Uber,â developed in Japan, provides a way to attend events remotely using another personâs body. âItâs surprisingly naturalâ says its inventor, Jin Rekimoto of Sony #emtechasia pic.twitter.com/WZHPVcZ6M0
— Will Knight (@willknight) January 30, 2018
Southcomm sold Pitch in KC for nothing. They sold Cincinnati CityBeat for nothing. They sold @WCP for $50K and assumption of a lease. Southcomm does not want to be in the publishing business. I would hope that they would sell the Scene quickly.
— Steve Cavendish (@scavendish) January 30, 2018
COOL -ADMIN https://t.co/pOwVycTn1v pic.twitter.com/eQ69LRAU38
— dasharez0ne.bsky.social (@dasharez0ne) January 30, 2018
Hi Iâll be happy to take all of your moon-related inquiries in the meantime https://t.co/tTRgvOOnq4
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) January 23, 2018
SUPER BLUE BLOOD MOON: On Wednesday, a super moon, blue moon and a lunar eclipse will coincide for first time since 1982 and will not occur again until 2037.
— FoxNashville (@FOXNashville) January 30, 2018
How to watch-> https://t.co/FH6m61e1CN
Photo: AP: Circa 2007 as the moon took on orange tones during a lunar eclipse. pic.twitter.com/gCBNGRebxs
