Iâve got 99 problems and finding $3,000 could solve about 87 of them.
— Alyssa (@ayylyssaa) January 29, 2018
We interrupt your Grammy-riddled Twitter feed for this delightful bit of fake news, spotted on Lower Broad by @nancy_c_floyd.
— d. patrick rodgers (@dpatrickrodgers) January 29, 2018
cc: @AshSpurge pic.twitter.com/mV36rQXsd5
Itâs not continuous delivery, itâs continuous DiGiorno!
— Aaron Patterson (@tenderlove) January 27, 2018
So, $267 per foot for 3.5 miles of new sidewalks. That still seems incredibly high.
— Sarah Martin (@smartatlaw) October 31, 2017
autonomous vehicles aren't mutually inclusive of "ridesharing" in general, and simply having the phrase once in the plan doesn't really mean much, lol come on
— cwage (@cwage) January 27, 2018
My amazing friend is going to run this game. pic.twitter.com/LClmVZlIC3
— FartPowder (@fartpowder) January 26, 2018
A japanese exchange (Coincheck) has suffered a $400m loss via theft. Some reports estimate the loss at $532m, which would be the largest ever (larger than Mt. Gox). https://t.co/HgGTVgjKPR pic.twitter.com/uvixHx69we
— Ryan McGeehan (@Magoo) January 26, 2018
WHEN YOU'RE A COMPLETE MORON AND YOU BUY A FLIGHT TO NASHVILLE TO GO TO THE @PredsNHL GAME BUT IT'S AN AWAY GAME SO YOU HANG OUT AT BRIDGESTONE ANYWAY pic.twitter.com/dzgjoZassd
— honey mustard (@sydneysanders_) January 25, 2018
Apple Maps: Our artisanal cartographers hope you enjoy this pleasant journey. 28 min
— 🖤 (@OhVictory) January 24, 2018
Google Maps: Our algorithm has determined an optimal path for the most efficient route given current traffic conditions. 25 min
Waze: Drive through this dude's living room. 17 min
I love these entries from Grose's "A Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue" (1788) @PublicDomainRev https://t.co/ftn9I7iTuW pic.twitter.com/tyWrLJzEFa
— Jason Zweig (@jasonzweigwsj) January 24, 2018
.@chassisk ate Damn Hot chicken and just rubbed his eyes. Rookie mistake from a veteran hot chicken eater. https://t.co/uKeLFf7PRB
— Emily Siner (@SinerSays) January 25, 2018
This is spectacularly well played by the @NYDailyNews pic.twitter.com/kRy9Z1IT2f
— Steve Cavendish (@scavendish) January 25, 2018
i will never apologize for posting Africa by Toto recreated with Donkey Kong Country soundshttps://t.co/sgcyvbkeUL pic.twitter.com/KqJ7uUp4zR
— Tristan Cooper (@TristanACooper) January 23, 2018
"wal-mart explains net neutrality by punching customers in the face with every purchase. do you like getting punched in the face? no? well that's what net neutrality is. and it's like someone burning down your house." https://t.co/ULRKeMMVPJ
— cwage (@cwage) January 24, 2018
Burger King is wading into the Net Neutrality debate for some reason.
— Nick Turner (@NewsyNick) January 24, 2018
They did an experiment where customers could pay more to receive their Whoppers faster, and it "caused infuriation." https://t.co/Tr8mHyT2oj h/t @SitkaWriter pic.twitter.com/zLgWcVC4tR
lot going on here pic.twitter.com/lpi5ae6LfR
— Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social) (@ashleyfeinberg) January 24, 2018
