Our apologies to travellers on #ES9141 waiting to depart from Brussels. Your departure is held due to a fire at a waffle factory near the tracks, and we're awaiting clearance from the authorities before we can proceed. Updates to follow.
— Eurostar (@Eurostar) November 23, 2017
An infinite number of people walk into a bar...
— Esther Schindler (@estherschindler) November 22, 2017
The first orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a quarter beer. The fourth orders an eighth of a beer...
The bartender pulls out two beers and tells them to know their limits.
Wi-Fi now available to MTA and RTA customers at MCC, Riverfront; Key transfer points in system now helping Nashvillians to #MoveSmarter https://t.co/8tA9ZKbRR6
— WeGo Public Transit (@WeGoTransit) November 22, 2017
Not really just stuff em up there I guess https://t.co/WaAVaOI02a
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) November 20, 2017
This goalie's goal: 10/10
— ESPN (@espn) November 21, 2017
This goalie's goal celebration(s): 12/10 pic.twitter.com/Bnm61wjFQp
The Eagles are coming to @BrdgstoneArena in March! https://t.co/MsadgdxRnD
— FoxNashville (@FOXNashville) November 21, 2017
How Warren Buffett orders breakfast. #personalfinance pic.twitter.com/MQoxKoKigV
— Eric L. Barnes (@ericlbarnes) November 20, 2017
In other news, Amazon has a microphone in your kitchen and wants to be able to unlock your front door. https://t.co/lJCxTifOU9
— Brad Heath (@bradheath) November 20, 2017
Lou Reed, extremely excited to run into Bono. pic.twitter.com/y0et9eXBAw
— Tyler Wilcox (@tywilc) November 19, 2017
ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, Iâm gonna wish you a happy birth--
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) November 20, 2017
BIDEN: ITâS MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.
Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have. pic.twitter.com/sKbXjNiEjH
Guess who's rocketing into the GitHub Shop this Fridayâjust in time for our Cyber Week sale. pic.twitter.com/FjEP3fTVe6
— GitHub (@github) November 20, 2017
.@MayorMeganBarry on transit: "We aren't the type of city that reads a couple of negative blog posts and gives ups."
— Joey Garrison (@joeygarrison) November 20, 2017
can someone explain why japanese game show 'slippery stairs' hasn't made its way to our part of the world yet pic.twitter.com/cd1BHvvoKl
— juan (@juanbuis) November 20, 2017
On Friday, @benbalter wished you could charge $1 each time someone uses @channel or @here on Slack.
— Anvil (@anvil_works) November 20, 2017
90 minutes later, @daviesian_cam had built this: pic.twitter.com/02fB9VeXSs
Chance The Rapper just won this season of SNL pic.twitter.com/F3XLDf4PSa
— Steve Perrault (@Steve_Perrault) November 19, 2017
At @Nodevember this year, Mike Lazer-Walker @lazerwalker will be showing off an actual 1920s telephone switchboard, brought back to life with Node. https://t.co/mBk3yq2jO0
— every_jorendorff (@jorendorff) November 17, 2017
If I talked about married people's lives the way they often talk to me about mine, they would call me a monster. "Still got those kids? And the same guy? Don't worry - something will come along and free you...maybe a giant hawk!" https://t.co/mP05A3Btvs
— Eliza Skinner (@elizaskinner) November 18, 2017
time. is speeding up. donât believe me? i used. to eat dinner. before it got dark. now i eat dinner. as itâs getting dark. checkmate
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) November 17, 2017
