The lesson of technical debt awareness is - learning how to work without getting in your future's way.
— Michael Feathers (@mfeathers) January 16, 2017
Departing Bo Obama Lands K Street Lobbyist Position https://t.co/tQMYLX2UdZ pic.twitter.com/V5j2yA5APc
— The Onion (@TheOnion) January 16, 2017
Please make extensive use of this gif today. Actually make extensive use whenever someone tries to use MLK to silence your resistance. pic.twitter.com/n2JeAXgxHF
— Prince Zexu 🍉 (@PrinceZexu) January 16, 2017
This year's Fibonacci convention is supposed to be as big as the last two put together...
— Firr (@Firr) January 15, 2017
Doctors Warn That Only 1 In 20 Americans Deserves A Good Nightâs Sleep pic.twitter.com/vEByu24ZTu
— The Onion (@TheOnion) January 16, 2017
Wow @RyanNegri got stranded in the middle of nowhere with a Tesla because it couldn't start without cell service 😬 https://t.co/GfzSm6A6FK pic.twitter.com/gBd5Scty86
— Internet of Shit (@internetofshit) January 14, 2017
"The feeling when you realize the robots will steal your job." pic.twitter.com/DQvYmYArlD
— Vala Afshar (@ValaAfshar) January 13, 2017
Pretty charged up about our new logo for 2017, our designers really nailed it this time. 👨â🎨â¾ï¸ #subtle #effortless #soundsgood pic.twitter.com/HXJLxRfRBr
— Nashville Sounds (@nashvillesounds) January 13, 2017
Biden: am i an avenger now?
— ally 𝖌𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗 🐊🧑â🍳🐕🏳ï¸â🌈 (@notacroc) January 13, 2017
Obama: sure Joe
Biden: pic.twitter.com/fNAy5Xwte2
Here we have a doggo who has messed up. He was hoping you wouldn't notice. 11/10 someone help him pic.twitter.com/XdRNXNYD4E
— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) January 13, 2017
TWO BIDET COMPANIES ARE BEEFING ON MY TIMELINE pic.twitter.com/808Y3JNdRH
— Steve Zaragoza (@stevezaragoza) January 12, 2017
OH: "I've got a PR, it's as big as a whale, and it's about to set sail...." (+ @RPNiemeyer)
— Jim Cowart (@ifandelse) January 12, 2017
That is out of this world. Thanks, @NASA. https://t.co/R8CSjAwt2E
— President Obama (@POTUS44) January 12, 2017
Obama honors Biden: âThis also gives the internet one last chance to talk about our bromance.â https://t.co/iWab6ng6UJ
— NBC News (@NBCNews) January 12, 2017
*checks mentions*
— Tampa Bay Lightning (@TBLightning) January 12, 2017
*squints*
*clears throat*
for the record, us & the @dodgers are just friends https://t.co/jBoJhZlYVD
woop woop free chair! thanks @clownatlaw ! pic.twitter.com/kaUaMrNWxw
— cwage (@cwage) May 9, 2015
ok but consider this: Bernini's The Ecstasy of Saint Teresa vs Lindsay Lohan pic.twitter.com/9yAdvHiqTz
— Jess (@livinrovedaloca) October 15, 2014
The shell is the chicken. The chicken is the shell. The #NakedChickenChalupa will be exposed January 26. pic.twitter.com/m26nRt5v9B
— Taco Bell (@tacobell) January 11, 2017
Someone on Reddit: Obama should resign a few days early just so Joe gets to be the 45th President for the next week. pic.twitter.com/hnUR1UTEkE
— Catherine Gee (@catherinegee) January 11, 2017
Arnold Schwarzenegger, the former governor of California, is subtweeting President-elect Donald Trump. Explain that sentence to 1985.
— erin mccann | (@mccanner) January 6, 2017
