My rejected Super Bowl commercial idea: Two seconds of tits bouncing up and down followed by an old man screaming ZATARAIN'S.

"Isn't the Super Bowl already patriotic enough? The game is between the Eagles and the Patriots. The only way it could be more American is if they forced the Redskins out of their stadium and played it there." -- James Corden

I am starting to think one of the reasons sr. level managers get fired is not incompetence, but bringing up system problems /their/ managers don't want to hear about.

I'm surprised nobody's scammed up a cryptocoin yet whose proof of work is carbon sequestration.

slack threading: because sometimes you want to reply to someone but guarantee they never see or reply to it

[shoving glitter glue and felt pens back into my bag, visibly upset] ok look all I'm saying is maybe you guys shouldn't have called it a 'craft brewery' because people are gonna get the wrong idea and lemme tell you Karen this has been a big let down

Is your child texting whilst using vim?

rofl - replace current char with o and find l

brb - replace 1st char of previous word with a b

lmao - move a bit then edit next line

imo - type mo

nvm - go in to visual mode

wtf - move to next word