This is obviously nonsense clickbait, but I love how Malia looks like she's saying "hell yeah it is." pic.twitter.com/5QoXuLRKCD
— Ariel Dumas (@ArielDumas) October 12, 2017
GitLab CEO here, about to "turn up the volume" on this skittle-schewitz! #mazeltov pic.twitter.com/xgC5Yvs4XN
— GitLab CEO Here (@gitlabceohere) July 16, 2015
I walked past a Tennessee Fried Chicken the other day, and I wondered how many UK chicken shops are called "[US State] Fried Chicken"...
— Gwilym Lockwood (@GwilymLockwood) October 11, 2017
People on facebook are a different breed pic.twitter.com/LTdvEGxHnb
— Memeulous (@Memeulous) October 10, 2017
Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins https://t.co/opUfpjZKID pic.twitter.com/yLiLOOwVNF
— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 12, 2017
Jerry Tipton just checked John Calipari.
— Clayton Abernathy (@ClayKY1) October 12, 2017
"This is a media day, not coach day." pic.twitter.com/R6Pf718dbn
This website is a fucking Hieronymus Bosch painting filled with Nazis, but apparently they draw a hard line for crass assault survivors https://t.co/kDtHGlIQOB
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) October 12, 2017
underrated joke pic.twitter.com/cyUynQhFxm
— pathological supply avoidance (@griph) October 12, 2017
Eminem's Trump Verse pic.twitter.com/QIPTolFILr
— Andy Milonakis (@andymilonakis) October 11, 2017
Used Outlook's S/MIME feature in the past 6 months? Your mails were probably not sent encrypted: https://t.co/SxA3i6oc8e pic.twitter.com/mnr6WHqQ4u
— Stefan Viehböck (@sviehb) October 10, 2017
i hate when an old flame re-enters my life and has a mysterious connection to a series of malfunctions on the Enterprise
— nick (@JucheMane) May 14, 2017
If anyone ever proposes to me i'm gonna be like get off that knee and stop disrespecting the troops bitch
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) October 9, 2017
Me retweeting my own old tweets back onto the timeline: pic.twitter.com/Gae9quAqhl
— The Big Guy (@TSSteinbacher) October 9, 2017
ONE WEEK FROM TODAY!!! CHRIS CROFTON STANDUP™ *LIVE* at @TheEastRoom IN NASHVILLE!!!! MONDAY 10/16 at 9PM!!!! pic.twitter.com/4I426vdgCa
— chris crofton (@thecroftonshow) October 9, 2017
I am a shift manager at a McDonald's and we've been throwing out the Szechuan sauce because we're bigger fans of Bojack Horseman.
— Roger (@iamtherog) October 8, 2017
i hope everyone is having a good day, especially the person who did this. pic.twitter.com/SWBCRvc0t6
— NiMū (@malistkiss) October 8, 2017
Oh sure we'd LOVE to sell you a $3.50 pumpkin, but I'm not going back to prison for you. pic.twitter.com/1BABSMGD1k
— @ahoylemon@mastodon.social (@AhoyLemon) October 8, 2017
The new ice cream chicken sandwich at Dodger Stadium. pic.twitter.com/PwFjbB7Hs3
— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) October 8, 2017
