Find someone who looks at you like the robot in Metropolis looks at fomenting destabilizing chaos within a severely marginalized proletariat pic.twitter.com/bmISFrokGp
— Eric Allen Hatch (@ericallenhatch) May 6, 2017
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Chaos Meeting-Monkey randomly cancels 10% of the things on your calendar.
— Ben Orenstein (@r00k) May 2, 2017
Urkel is drafted and sent to war. He misses Laura badly. He shoots a man from a great distance. The moment hangs in time. Did I... do that?
— Mxrk (@mxrk) January 6, 2012
Massive oversight in allowing non-Google apps to call themselves Google, in Google's own web interface. Incredible. https://t.co/lZP3eGdnIy
— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) May 3, 2017
I used a low resolution graphic. I care about the environment.
Chorus To ‘Juke Box Hero’ Playing On Repeat In Monk’s Bowed Head https://t.co/VtW5mP00qH pic.twitter.com/NZM5OTFg5n
— The Onion (@TheOnion) May 3, 2017
In a futurespective teams places themselves in the future by imagining that their goal has been reached.
Belfast is like Nice after a nuclear war
Hubbs, man, we're just gonna do what we always do. We'll drive around like dumb-fucks, then we're gonna wind up at that Stop 'n Go place, man, eatin' those Renaldo's burritos.
Fuck yeah, I got a plan, man. I got a radically hellacious plan! First, we get a shitload of tall cans, right? Them, an eight-ball... no... quarter O-Z. Fifth of Jack, just to take the edge off, then we spark up the thick, burlacious ganja-bud, get those