I'm reading the Mueller indictments in the original PDF-legalease format. All the way through, because I'm not a Republican member of Congress and think this is actually important.
— Baratunde (@baratunde) February 16, 2018
On this date in 1996, Chubbs turned Happy Gilmore into a PGA champion. pic.twitter.com/WrP8SDYnpE
— ESPN (@espn) February 16, 2018
Oh! *thatâs* where theyâve been keeping it! pic.twitter.com/eG14r0Ei1w
— Tamara Scott (@T_scottie) February 16, 2018
Roses aren't beef,
— Beef & Dairy Network (@beefanddairy) February 14, 2018
Violets aren't beef.
You've done a bad job,
Of buying me a gift.
Police have now surrounded and asked the apparent impersonator to come with him, he says his name's Howard, was just cheering and looks like this, and didn't commit any crime. Refuses to go with them. South Korea police apparently unsure what to do pic.twitter.com/pGzvV0ufcq
— Vincent Bevins (@Vinncent) February 14, 2018
transcription of me stubbing my toe on an enormous bone my dog left in the middle of the floor pic.twitter.com/c8Snxz004n
— drewtoothpaste.bsky.social (@drewtoothpaste) February 13, 2018
This woman was physically dragged from the microphone after announcing how much money West Virginiaâs politicians get from oil companies pic.twitter.com/HlbGPSYjnj
— NowThis Impact (@nowthisimpact) February 12, 2018
man I had no idea you could buy this. Iâve just been using drugs and alcohol pic.twitter.com/RziVhnvoY3
— Jennaclaire (@jennaaclaire) February 12, 2018
Fixing a complex system sounds pretty easy when you're an idiot.
— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) March 1, 2017
everyone please be assured that if i ever mention a day of the week, any day of the week, that I am using it not as an ethnic slur but as its original intention: to honor the inhabitants of Asgard
— J.R. Lind (@jrlind) February 12, 2018
Modern computing is faster, more secure, and
— Jeremy Bowers (@jeremybowers) February 12, 2018
*presses finger to ear*
Wait, Iâm hearing that if you name your thumb drive properly, you can execute arbitrary code on Linux.
Shut it down.https://t.co/28uNVU0Z16 pic.twitter.com/0w538vUpJA
carr will be a paid staffer by the @NoTax4Tracks, I've confirmed. Here's an op-ed column he wrote last week following Barry's sex scandal. carr's help could be big for the anti-transit referendum side as both sides court African-American support. https://t.co/8Tp7HCcnLF
— Joey Garrison (@joeygarrison) February 12, 2018
sorry pic.twitter.com/ApQYOf5XF7
— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥 (@senatorshoshana) February 12, 2018
