Bag Chucker: person who saves valuable seconds by chucking bags in room upon arrival to hotel for most efficient turnaround to go for beers@Skillsy75 led NHL in seconds saved per bag chuck in 10 of his 16 seasons including 5 consecutive years to end his career #LostArt #Legend pic.twitter.com/DfkxrZ3DHh
— Chris Mason (@cmace30) February 9, 2018
the subtitle of the book the guy across from me on the train is reading is "in defense of informational teleosemantics." totally prepping my all-out assault on informational teleosemantics rn
— The Mountain Goats (@mountain_goats) February 10, 2018
ultimate instant pot recipe:
— cwage (@cwage) January 23, 2018
1) Find a recipe
2) Make it in an instant pot
so the first big mayoral controversy is not about 2 years of hypocrisy, bad policy and sweetheart corporate giveaways and instead is about bullshit interpersonal drama reflecting poor judgement that i don't care about, siiiiiiiigh pic.twitter.com/lF6e6s6IsH
— cwage (@cwage) January 31, 2018
I am very concerned this is not about a dog. pic.twitter.com/0UD73uKj1C
— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) February 9, 2018
Last week one of my art teachers suggested I 'dial down the feminism.' Today I showed him my newest piece: pic.twitter.com/VrnB4oJ8Cz
— Alex Bertulis-Fernandes (@alexbertanades) February 7, 2018
When you're about to hit someone with a draw 4 uno card. pic.twitter.com/kKBUUHKLFo
— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) February 7, 2018
"hoffa? killed by jimmy dean. covered up by the CIA in the 90s but i can't talk publicly about that. janet jackson spent 6 months hooked up a mix of aquavit and horse tranquilizers. kids were calling it the Scandinavian Siesta. i played bass on Kind of Blue. just vibe with me"
— cwage (@cwage) February 7, 2018
This illusion (both images are identical, but appear oriented differently) is explained by your brain attempting to anticipate the next moment. See Chapter 2 of my first book. https://t.co/Cbb2z5PsDl and TED https://t.co/wU1WEUrOFr pic.twitter.com/MALaCmMJDX
— Mark Changizi (@MarkChangizi) February 6, 2018
Geolocating mass executions by the visible blood stains on satellite imagery, I only know of these two examples, anyone know of more?
— @eliothiggins.bsky.social (@EliotHiggins) February 8, 2018
1 - https://t.co/slVr1MY2tc
2 - https://t.co/iWHGKVcFHh
After the Final Rose: Nashville and Bachelor Nation have a serious connection. https://t.co/ybLYaFhLIR pic.twitter.com/JzzwkqMiMh
— Nashville Scene (@NashvilleScene) February 8, 2018
Remember to always sell shovels during a gold rush. pic.twitter.com/y2cJl1ApFu
— Cameron Adams (@themaninblue) February 8, 2018
"MY SPIDER SENSE IS DINGALING" https://t.co/sM0Vz6sUf2
— THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 (@THEKIDMERO) February 8, 2017
Does art imitate life or does life imitate art? Join @AndyWeirAuthor of The Martian, and Planetary Science Director Jim Green as we explore the fascinating intersection of science & science fiction in the season one finale of our Gravity Assist podcast: https://t.co/X4GnyfZhtA pic.twitter.com/jEoAwZRlwa
— NASA (@NASA) February 7, 2018
Peep his shirt. He made it. pic.twitter.com/HFYtgOq2Pp
— Dillon 🐾 (@StealthDillon) February 5, 2018
BREAKING: Nashville council approves special investigation into public money related to Mayor Megan Barry's affair https://t.co/MC4yExLKPA via @tennessean
— Joey Garrison (@joeygarrison) February 7, 2018
CM Weiner: "I'm concerned that the scope of the committee might be too expansive."
— Joey Garrison (@joeygarrison) February 7, 2018
Well, it wasn't an IPO... but it still counts. https://t.co/ERwqgFW4Pi pic.twitter.com/541lx0N1fI
— brianredbeard (@brianredbeard) January 30, 2018
Steve Earle & The Dukes are excited to announce the Copperhead Road 30th Anniversary Tour. They will be playing the album in it's entirety and God knows what happens after that!
— Steve Earle (@SteveEarle) February 6, 2018
Tickets and onsale details available here:https://t.co/7qvTolGO6b. pic.twitter.com/qBO9zB2JAj
Highwoods plans 2 bldgs. on the blue property on this map (dated, because Highwoods now owns the land). Asurion will roll 4 existing offices into this space in 2021. Directly across train tracks from Nashville Yards pic.twitter.com/LXMENWGYGT
— Adam Sichko (@NSHBIZSichko) February 6, 2018
BREAKING: @Asurion plans to consolidate four Nashville offices into newly announced Highwoods building in the Gulch. Story coming
— Adam Sichko (@NSHBIZSichko) February 6, 2018
The true gains of Bitcoin are the number of new friends we've gained! HODL!
— Shit /r/Bitcoin says (@shit_rbtc_says) February 6, 2018
preview of the next 6 mos of the @MayorMeganBarry administration. heartbreaking. pic.twitter.com/Ox3UyayoER
— cwage (@cwage) February 6, 2018
Apropos of whatever, before I found out that insider trading was 1. A Thing With A Name and 2. Illegal, I'd always just assumed "rich people tell each other stuff about their businesses and make money" was the whole point of the stock market.
— Martha Smith is on the bloosky now (@mostlymartha) February 6, 2018
