My 7yo: On Halloween can we pass out USBs, instead of candy, and when they plug it in something scary pops up?
— Snow (@_sn0ww) September 30, 2017
Me: 🤤
Protect and serve 👮🏻ââï¸😜 Happy Halloween 🎃 pic.twitter.com/oXP42ra22U
— Demi Lovato (@ddlovato) November 1, 2017
Slack is down, but IRC is up. Just donât ask anyone there how it works, or ask first timer questions, or join the wrong channel, or say hi.
— Duane O'Brien is @duane@hachyderm.io (@DuaneOBrien) November 1, 2017
you know i had to do it to em pic.twitter.com/f0YFW6nGCt
— Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) October 30, 2017
woop woop free chair! thanks @clownatlaw ! pic.twitter.com/kaUaMrNWxw
— cwage (@cwage) May 9, 2015
PLEASE check your children's candy VERY CAREFULLY this Halloween. I found an M4A3E8 Sherman tank in this box of Pocky. pic.twitter.com/bCUJD1G3y1
— Paul Deanâ🏻(he of Pacific Drive) (@paullicino) October 30, 2017
This delightful Lego contraption deals with trick-or-treaters for you https://t.co/YmXpuupKJS pic.twitter.com/uQCGWSR47w
— Gizmodo (@Gizmodo) October 30, 2017
What's your favorite obscure bit of Achewood. Mine is Mr. Wheels. pic.twitter.com/b5Ejapmyht
— whit (@whitneyarner) October 31, 2017
The man who played Shooter McGavin was arrested for drunk driving in Los Angeles Saturday night. https://t.co/DT7MvaoHWt
— Golf Digest (@GolfDigest) October 29, 2017
These indictments only have 60% on rotten tomatoes
— chris crofton (@thecroftonshow) October 30, 2017
#BREAKING Merle Haggard Museum, meat and three to open downtown next to Johnny Cash and Patsy Cline museums. https://t.co/ByPcd2B3Sm
— Tennessean (@Tennessean) October 30, 2017
#EditingTip: @APStylebook says it's firsthand (one word). #WordsMatter pic.twitter.com/hUvRMEL8Ec
— S Burzynski Bullard (@suebb) October 30, 2017
25k. And I get to wear the school sweatshirt and hold a trombone. https://t.co/xPNEE681J4
— David Harbour (@DavidKHarbour) October 29, 2017
King's men: sorry your highness...we couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again
— your bff alex (@psybermonkey) October 27, 2017
King (drunk af): let the horses try
Guy in the middle tells the other shields to gather around him because heâs a âshield master eliteâ #Shelbyville #WhiteLivesMatter pic.twitter.com/LYddtYxpl2
— Emily Molli (@emilymolli) October 28, 2017
That NFS tweet hit me hard in my ops PTSD. I sometimes hear advice to use NFS and think âthat could workâ. Then I punch myself in the face.
— Mark Imbriaco (@markimbriaco) October 27, 2017
